I would, too. Sometimes the reason why you don’t want the door to hit them in the ass on their way out is because it’ll get in the way of your foot.
Tag: baseball
Tweet of the Day, Baseball Is Beautiful edition.
At least this was. Elly De La Cruz will never be able to get away with this again, though: there will be at least three people watching his every move for the rest of his professional career. And that includes the times when he’s not playing. You can’t be too careful.
Tweet of the Day, Crowdsourcing Truth To Power edition.
This amuses.
Someone on @baseballreddit was seated near MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred at tonight's World Series game, and agreed to scream the top comment from the thread at him. They delivered. pic.twitter.com/owowQzVTAL
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 4, 2022
Via @HeartbreakRidge. Also, yes, they should cut way back on the blackouts. And a bunch of other stuff, but the dude only said he’d yell one thing and it’s impolite to presume on a promise.
So now we wait…
…to see if This Town goes insane. Top of the ninth, Washington ahead of Houston 4-2. If they win, it’s gonna be a fascinating night for law enforcement and emergency medical personnel around here. Friday might also end up being a federal holiday in DC, or something. Too close to call.
Gotta say, though: hell of a World Series, huh?
Quote of the Day, I Don’t Think Jackie Robinson Minded One Bit edition.
Nathan Wurtzel, on Mariano Rivera’s upcoming induction in the Baseball Hall of Fame (which was unanimous):
Continue reading Quote of the Day, I Don’t Think Jackie Robinson Minded One Bit edition.On April 15, 1997, Major League Baseball retired the uniform number 42 in honor of Jackie Robinson but allowed contemporary players wearing it to finish their careers without changing numbers. After 2003, Rivera was the lone player wearing 42 during his final 10 seasons, always understanding the responsibility he took on by volunteering to be the last man to wear the number. At the end of his career, he joined Robinson’s widow Rachel and daughter Sharon to unveil a plaque honoring Robinson at Yankee Stadium.
Tweet of the Day, This Is A Pretty Stupid Idea, MLB edition.
MLB to experiment with starting runner on 2nd in extra inningshttps://t.co/k88q7k4smb pic.twitter.com/pJApigQSGc
— CBC Sports (@cbcsports) January 30, 2018
Continue reading Tweet of the Day, This Is A Pretty Stupid Idea, MLB edition.
How and Why you should learn to scruff a cat.
How.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSooMEdLtbU
Why.
This is the best thing you'll see all day. #RallyCat #CardinalsNation #GoCards #STLCards pic.twitter.com/PPMnQ8q9jK
— 🇺🇸Hoops🇺🇸 (@novaxnomask) August 10, 2017
Here endeth the lesson.
So. That Cubs-Indians game.
Is that… on, anywhere? It’s funny how I can forget for entire months at a time that I don’t have cable, because I genuinely don’t need it. Until something comes up where I might. Not often enough for me to bite the bullet, but still…
So. In accordance with the prophecy…
…it looks like the Cubs-Indians Series is going to go to Game 7. One out to go at this writing, with the Indians down 6: it’s either in the bag for a full Series, or it’s going to be the most epic last-out rally by the Indians in living memory. Kind of cool either way.
I should watch the last game.
[UPDATE] Game 7 it is.
The most important thing that’ll happen tonight.
Dee Gordon of the Florida Marlins wore Jose Fernandez’s (pitcher for the Marlins; just died in a boating accident) batting helmet tonight; and he then scored his first home run of the season. Normally as a Mets fan I’d hate to see the other side score, but… that’s all right, really. Some runs you only pro forma begrudge.
Dee Gordon full at bat video… #RIPJose pic.twitter.com/526LWjpXJW
— BeatinTheBookie.com®️ (@BeatinTheBookie) September 26, 2016