Heck, up there they’re probably full of fat and grease and all those good things; you can get some good eating off of them before they swoop down to the Eastern seaboard and make themselves at home and us miserable. You have poor people up there, right? Well, shoot more geese then and feed those people. And it’ll only be easier, what with the recent civil rights victory in Wisconsin…
What? Oh, sorry: Ann was demonstrating a laudably bloodthirsty attitude towards slaughtering entire flocks of Canada geese, and I was encouraging her. Shoot ’em, pluck ’em, gut ’em, roast ’em on fires right there in the park and go get some fresh corn. I don’t know what wine goes with firepit Canada goose, though: whatever it is, it should complement PETA tears*…
Moe Lane
*I am from New Jersey. We HATE Canada geese. I’m not exactly sure why – well, more accurately I don’t know why we’re so irrational about it.