Jack O’Malley? Sorry, Mr President, but the governor of Maryland is nowhere near cool enough for a name like “Jack O’Malley.”
…Yeah, I’m not really ripping on the President, here; it’s not like Governor O’Malley is either particularly interesting or particularly memorable. He’s just a placeholder whose major role in life is to be a horrible contrast to Republican governors; and if you asked me to pick him out of a lineup I’d be all “Well, it was about bloody time, really.”
Via… I’m not sure, actually.