DO NOT WANT Watch: a GRAVITY FALLS revival?

No, no, NO. Somehow, and I don’t know how, Disney managed not to [expletive deleted] up GRAVITY FALLS. Its two seasons were precisely the proper number. It was weird, perfect, and perfectly weird. My kids loved it and so did their parents. Most importantly: again, Disney managed not to [expletive deleted] up GRAVITY FALLS. I have no confidence in the current studio’s ability to reproduce that feat.

So DO NOT WANT.

Moe Lane

PS: No, I don’t expect them to avoid [expletive deleted]ing up a new PHINEAS AND FERB, either. Honestly: do you? Really? Really?

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Tweet-thread of the Day, Speaking As A Parent, I Am Appalled… edition.

…that the Mouse was generating these kinds of S&P notes on Gravity Falls. I watched this show with my kids, and it is absolutely absurd that Disney was this frantic over ‘crud,’ particularly since the end of the show involved insane chaos gods showing up. I swear to God: some of these people must be real fun at parties.

Moe Lane

PS GRAVITY FALLS was a great show.

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