hops – Moe Lane

Huh. I thought that the Babylon Bee was satire.

I’m now very confused.

A popular new craft IPA created by Stonemission Point Brewery is actually just a bottle of Pine-Sol, sources at the brewery admitted Thursday.
“Our new Pine-Sol IPA has that piney, hoppy flavor you love, plus it kills 99.9% of germs,” said Paolo Antony, head brewer for Stonemission Point. “We source only the best cleaning agents, ethoxylated undecl alcohol, pine oil, benzoic acids, and of course, way more hops than any beverage should ever have. Then, we brew it with care for several weeks before we serve it to our happy customers at any of our fine tasting rooms across the greater San Diego region.”

Maryland hops bleg.

I need to track down a supplier that can sell me a couple of bags of genuine Maryland hops – yeah, the stuff that they use in making beer – for a gift. This has been harder for me to do than I expected.