I liked JUNGLE CRUISE more than Honest Trailers did, although they didn’t drip acid onto their review, or anything. I mean, it’s a big old dumb action movie and we all knew that going in. Full points for HT’s kick-in-the-groin of Disney over presumed Chinese self-censorship, mind. I hadn’t considered that, until they pointed it out.
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My mini-review of JUNGLE CRUISE.
Short version: not half bad — but don’t think about it too hard, or at all.
Continue reading My mini-review of JUNGLE CRUISE.Huh. I actually have more than one movie that I want to see on Monday.
THE GREEN KNIGHT and JUNGLE CRUISE – and if that doesn’t illustrate how weird my tastes in films are, I don’t know what would. Admittedly, I heard that JUNGLE CRUISE was actually too good to miss (and that THE GREEN KNIGHT was doing about as well as you’d expect a tonally accurate look at the Gawaine legend to do), so my schedule has been altered. But I have options! That’s nice.
Don’t know which one to watch first, though. Probably THE GREEN KNIGHT; the other one’s likely to hang around for a while.
The JUNGLE CRUISE trailer.
JUNGLE CRUISE is absolutely ridiculous-looking. I’m thinking about seeing it.