I can haz vendor table sign?

…Sorry if that caused an involuntary flashback and/or a sudden existential terror. “Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.”

Anyway, I bought the sign last weekend. It’s actually acrylic, not glass, so I won’t have to worry about it falling over and smashing into a million potential lawsuits; and I can set it to glow or cycle through a variety of colors. A bunch of the vendors around the folks selling this had clearly gotten their own signs, so maybe it’s more attractive to people selling stuff than people buying stuff. Still, I get to have nice things, too.

You can see more at KATS. I probably should have ordered the battery pack.