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For all your further ‘Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octupus’ star needs.

If you’re like me, you have been waiting for this day – the day that Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus came out, direct-to-video – for two years*. You have, of course, pre-ordered it – but what happens once it’s arrived, and you’ve watched it six times? What will you do then?

Why, you’ll go pick up some of the other works that the stars and director have done, of course. Continue reading For all your further ‘Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octupus’ star needs.

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. (With Trailer!)

Starring Deborah Gibson*, damn your eyes. And Lorenzo Lamas**.

I’d like to think that at a certain point at the storyboard meeting, somebody looked at the picture of a giant shark in the act of doing something that was, frankly, an absolutely inappropriate example of shark-like behavior (you’ll know it when you see it in the trailer below), and making an objection. And then there was a pause, and then one of the other people would break that pause by saying, “Bob. The movie is called Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.”

And so it is.  It comes out direct-to-video on the 19th; the Tribulation is scheduled to begin precisely six hours later.  Please schedule your End Times accordingly.

Moe Lane

*Shame? What’s that?

**I spared you the Playgirl link. Be grateful for my forbearance.
I SAID BE GRATEFUL!