pearl jam – Moe Lane

…largely because Weird Al Yankovic put it in a polka; but that video is just a little messed up.

…because it’s marginally less messed up.

Marginally.

“Alive.”

…Jeez, this song is old enough to vote.

Fifteen to twenty years ago, this used to be my midpoint song in crappy local seaside bars: if I wasn’t drunk by the time that this song got covered by the local band, I would have to remedy that pretty damn quick.

What? No, I don’t go drinking in crappy local seaside bars anymore.

…Damn. I don’t go drinking in crappy local seaside bars anymore.

Moe Lane

PS: Trust me, I have no intention of ever being that guy that me and my friends saw and sneered at in the crappy local seaside bars, fifteen to twenty years ago. Some things just have to… end.