Go ahead. Make another Police Academy movie.

I dare youI double-dog dare you.  I don’t know if anybody’s told the Police Academy people yet, but 1980s-style raunchy comedies are pretty much impossible to reproduce in today’s cinematic environment.  Don’t believe me? Go watch Police Academy and Police Academy 2 (the only two of the bunch that were underrated by the critics, in my opinion*), and ask yourself: who the heck would sign up for that kind of insta-kill career suicide these days? Continue reading Go ahead. Make another Police Academy movie.

They… they are doing a remake of Police Academy.

YESThat Police Academy.

New Line is looking for recruits for a relaunched “Police Academy” movie. Original producer Paul Maslansky is back for the new iteration, which has no writer or director attached.

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And we’ll most probably retain the wonderful musical theme.”

‘Most probably.’ Ye gods and little fishes.  Allahpundit cannot bear to go on; but I quote Berkeley Breathed in response.