Tag: tattoos

Tweet of the Day, @Tedcruz For The Win edition.

See, this is how you handle a situation where somebody’s Photoshopped your head on a tattooed street punk[*] and distributed the posters all over LA. By correcting the record:

But I gotta agree with Chris Moody, here.

That would be totally boss, if people still say that and maybe even if they don’t.

Moe Lane

*For the record, ‘tattooed street punk’ is not meant as a pejorative in this context. I got nothing against tattoos, although I’ve never felt the desire to get inked.

There are ‘Stupid Criminals,’ and then…

…there are REALLY Stupid Criminals:

Gang tattoo leads to a murder conviction

Inked on the chest of a Pico Rivera gang member was the detailed scene of a liquor store slaying that had stumped an L.A. County sheriff’s investigator for more than four years. It leads to a jailhouse confession from Anthony Garcia — and a first-degree murder conviction.

(pause)

I got nothing, sorry.