Short version:
…MEL-O-DRA-MAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Continue reading My mini-review of VENOM: THE LAST DANCE.Tag: venom: the last dance
Probably going to see VENOM: THE LAST DANCE today or tomorrow.
Still figuring out when I can see VENOM: THE LAST DANCE. The critics hate it, naturally, much like they hated the last two, too. Just as naturally, I am reassured by this. I thought they were going to be flat-out wrong before, and I turned out to be correct, at least in my particular case. I’m ready to be vindicated again.
The final VENOM: THE LAST DANCE trailer.
I am unapologetic in my love for the VENOM series, and its brazen melodrama. It’s like spoken-word opera! But it looks like we’re headed to a huge blowout in the final movie, and then it’ll be… over? They’ll just go out on a high note, and not try to flog the IP?
What a novel concept.
#commissionearned
The VENOM: THE LAST DANCE trailer.
Okay, I’m down for this.
Nice of the VENOM: THE LAST DANCE trailer to make it clear that the people getting their heads bitten off were cruel to animals. No, really. You have to walk a fine line when you want to make Venom anything like a sympathetic character in these movies. Having him rescue a bunch of dogs helps a good deal with that.