Jan
03
2014
3

…Well, that’s typically how your average Grand Vizier goes.

It would appear that the King of North Korea has decided to embrace his inner Col. Gaddafi:

…although I should remind King Kim Jong Un that Gaddafi – despite his Amazonian Guard and habit of throwing $100 bills at the crowds – well, things ended badly for him. And by all accounts, it wasn’t a particularly quick death, either. That’s part of the Crazypants Cartoon Dictator meme, too.

Moe Lane

PS: Please note that the report is from a source that is, at best, dubious. Although it’d be interesting if the PRC is quietly indicating here that the aforementioned Crazypants Cartoon Dictator is getting tiresome.

Jan
01
2014
3

Dogahkiin.

This is the cutest thing that is also such a thing to do to two clearly long-suffering and patient dogs.

skyrim-dog-3

“WHAT SINS DID WE COMMIT TO EARN THIS FATE, HUMAN?”

My wife suggested that we get one for the new cat.  I have to remember to cheerfully invite her to be the one to dress said cat, because I ain’t going to do it.

Moe Lane

PS: I understand that dogs actually don’t mind terribly wearing this stuff, especially when it’s kind of cold out anyway.  But I swear that those dogs look kind of resigned about the whole thing.

Jun
04
2013
7

Attention, @sjgames: a customizable Dogs Playing D&D Poster Kickstarter.

Well, sh*t.

My wife is going to kill me. Gee, THANKS, Constant Reader Crawford.

Moe Lane

PS: Anybody who Kickstarts this one: I’d take it as a personal favor if you tell the guy that the alternate game that you’d want a poster of was In Nomine.

Apr
21
2013
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Speaking as a former commuter…

…All I’d care about is whether the dogs are likely to start drunkenly shouting about the Islanders, then vomit all over the seats.  No?  Then leave me alone; some of us are trying to sleep, here.  The dog gets this; why can’t you?

Via:

Apr
18
2012
8

It’s a POTUS-eat-dog-on-the-roof world out there…

…so don’t wear Milk-bone underwear*.

Well.  That entire ‘Romney’s dog on the car roof’ thing didn’t really go the way that Team Obama intended it to, did it?

If you missed it, here’s the background: agents from Obama’s campaign team started up with that old story about the time that Mitt Romney drove cross-country with his dog in a carrying case that had been lashed to the top of the car.  Said relating of said story was getting pretty well disseminated until it got pointed out that as a kid Barack Obama once ate a dog, which was then disseminated in its turn – including by agents of Romney’s campaign, which is an important point – until the Obama campaign started arguing that bringing that up was equivalent to attacking a child.  Which is funny, because Barack Obama only told that story in the first place because it made him seem more exotic and transgressive; which was great for 2008, and not so great for 2012.

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Mar
17
2010
2

Today’s bar to pass for coolness.

Is what you are doing today going to be as cool as this?

Hey, don’t feel bad.  I don’t have anything as cool as this scheduled for today, either.

(Via AoSHQ Headlines)

Moe Lane

Crossposted to RedState.

Feb
09
2009
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Because I am vicious and cruel, that’s why.

That’s why this story. Because I enjoy doing this sort of thing to my readers. (more…)

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