Oct
23
2018
0

The ‘Halloween’ Honest Trailer.

I think that they had the right idea, here.  Just hack away everything that wasn’t the first Halloween — ah, the first-first Halloween movie — and go on from there.  Continuity?  Heh.  Slasher movies, my friends: slasher movies.  Call it an ‘alternate timeline’ if you like, and go on from there.

Besides, I hear that the suddenly-only sequel is pretty good.  That makes it easier to get away with this sort of thing.

May
02
2018
2

The Meta ‘Honest Trailers’ Honest Trailer.

This is… well.

AI still has a way to go, huh?  This Honest Trailer is very interesting to watch, because it never makes sense, and yet it almost comes close to approaching making sense at some point. It’s like watching the show when you’re dreaming. And have a mild fever.

Sep
20
2017
8

The ‘Wonder Woman’ Honest Trailer.

Honest Trailers gave Wonder Woman a fair assessment, I think.

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May
30
2017
2

The ‘Catwoman’ Honest Trailer.

They didn’t exactly resent having to make this, I think. But I think that Honest Trailers resents that Catwoman actually exists, and cannot be retconned out of physical existence like it would have been in the art genre that technically spawned this abomination before the Lord.  And I can’t say that I blame them, either.

Although those clips of Sharon Stone suggested that they might have been able to get a decent movie out it. Somehow.  It’d probably have to involve a tragic warehouse fire, or something.

Oct
04
2016
2

The Flash TV show Honest Trailer.

They… apparently love this show?  No, really: the narrator realized about a minute or so in that he was a Flash fan, and it floored him. Anyway, if I had the time…

Oct
27
2013
4

Honest Trailer: Pacific Rim.

My name is Moe Lane, and I endorse the contents of this trailer.

Via AoSHQ.

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