NO! MAKE THE ANGRY FROZEN WATER SKY DEMONS STOP!
Seriously: my kid’s made preschool one, two days a week the last half-month because of all the globalwarming that we’ve had so far. And now I have ice storms to worry about? Let me put it this way: Maryland shuts down if the state government hears the phrase “ice storms*.” Actual ice storms usually involve the sacrifice of an unblemished ram to the aforementioned angry sky demons.
Moe Lane
*Admittedly, this means that the Maryland state government does no actual work, which is an improvement. Hey, just because the joke is old doesn’t make it not true.
At least here in Texas we know better than to try to get out and drive on ice, unlike foolish northerners…