And let us now get on with our lives; bin Laden is dead, and I am alive, and that is precisely how things should be.
Month: May 2011
#rsrh bin Laden dead.
Good. Now bury the corpse in an unmarked grave and let us go on with our lives under the open sky. That man has already had far too much of a say in our affairs as it is.
#rsrh President Obama’s WHCD mistake.
Basically, it’s that the President made the mistake of punching down just a little bit too hard. You see, one reason why Presidents have traditionally made fun of themselves at these things is making fun of yourself is politically safe. When you’re the most powerful person in the room – which the President of the United States invariably is – and you throw a verbal jab at somebody, outside observers have one of two choices on how to take that:
- The President is a bully by attacking a social/political inferior.
- The President is interacting with those on more or less the same elevated plane as he is. He is still above them on the hierarchy, but it is a difference in degree, and not in kind.
So, going after Donald Trump – a man who will not be the next President of the United States, and who will also not be the Republican nominee – does not diminish Trump; it elevates him, which means that it diminishes Obama. Continue reading #rsrh President Obama’s WHCD mistake.
FDA victory in the War on Raw Milk!
The USA has solved all of our other problems, you see.
Marvel at our heroic government agents as they swoop in at 5 AM* to stop the pernicious practice of selling unpasteurized milk across state lines!
An Amish farm in Pennsylvania has been stopped from selling contraband milk after a year-long federal government sting operation.
The Rainbow Acres Farm was found to have been smuggling banned unpasteurised milk to customers in Maryland.
Cheer as this tawdry trade – dominated by cartels of Amish farmers and natural-food enthusiasts – is shut down! Rejoice as the profit margins of Monsanto** and other agriculture companies are protected by their pet Democratic shills in Congress! Continue reading FDA victory in the War on Raw Milk!
Welcome to Dizzy City.
Stuff like this happens all the time; it’s frankly one of the most frustrating things about the place. And it’s ‘frustrating’ because the rules allow people – mostly on the Left, but not exclusively – to get away with behavior that should have earned them a drink in the face.
At minimum*.
Moe Lane
Via Hot Air Headlines.
*Although Maddow’s not on the drink-in-the-face list. Barely.
Today is May Day!
A holiday where we remember Communism: which in its various incarnations has murdered more millions through terror, famine, rapine, war, ecological disasters, and general frightfulness than any other economic or political system in human history! If you hate humanity and the planet, you’ll love the Commies*! It is of course also a holiday that we should remember Ronald Reagan, Maggie Thatcher, and Pope John Paul II – these being of course the three public figures most responsible for dragging out the Beast that was Soviet Communism out into the light, pinning it to the ground, and slowly hammering a blessed hawthorn stake through its black, twisted, poisonous, oozing Commie heart.
Not to spoil any random Marxist’s day by reminding him or her that their precious secular god-substitute was killed filthy, and doing the metaphorical equivalent of begging for mercy while choking on its own bloody bile. Perish the thought that I rub it in…
Moe Lane
*Assuming that you have the intelligence of a mattress, of course. Which is pretty much a prerequisite for thinking that Marxism is a good idea in the first place: after all, Marxism is intellectualism for stupid people.