Mr. Cruz, a Texas senator, has long professed his affections for the Wisconsin staple, which he had called his favorite food well before the laws of local pandering required it.
On Monday, he achieved something approaching political nirvana: an afternoon stroll, on the eve of a primary he is expected to win, through a placed called the Mars Cheese Castle.
Initially, there was disappointment: “When they promise a cheese castle,” he said upon arrival, “you sort of expect to be able to eat the castle.”
I gotta agree with him there. At the very least they should sell, like, a cheese castle mascot. Which you could then eat. …As you might have guessed, I too am a cheese-loving dude. Although I cannot eat too much of it, thanks to my old enemy lactose intolerance. Ah, I remember the week that it showed up in grad school for the first time… and I will not tell that story at all. But, yes, I still love the cheese.
Destroyer that it may be.
PS: I’ve been really grooving on Muenster lately. It’s pretty versatile for cold cuts, in my opinion.