Gonna be working on this today, tomorrow, and Tuesday. Is it missing anything, aside stuff like links and whatnot? – And bear in mind I shouldn’t make the video too long.
Hi, I’m Moe Lane of Flying Koala Publishing, and this is the Kickstarter for my new novel TINSEL RAIN. TINSEL RAIN is the sequel to my first novel FROZEN DREAMS; it stars Tom Vargas, Cin City Shamus in the magical Kingdom of New California. When Tom took his latest Case, he thought he was just doing a favor for an old friend: but when he started pulling on loose ends, they kept leading him to more and more lies, secrets, and murders. How far does it go? And who can he trust?
Well, read the book!
Kickstarter, for those who don’t know, is a crowdfunding program. People contribute what they like to support the project goals; if the project doesn’t hit its target, the money is refunded. In this case, you’ll be paying for editing and a new map, so that I can get the book published before the end of the year: depending on the tier you fund, your rewards can be anything from art, to digital or physical copies of the novel once it’s published, or even the ability to put a character in a future book!. And if we make more than the target, there’ll be stretch goals. And if we get high enough, those stretch goals will even include another book. It’s all up to you.
The risks to this project are low. The book has been written, and has been sent off to the beta readers at the time of this article; and the cover (done by the talented Shaenon Garritty) has already been commissioned. TINSEL RAIN will get published, but with your help I can get it to market in a timely fashion.
Thank you for watching, and I hope you’ll back my project.
I’m sorry to share this Moe, but, well… you didn’t declare your pronouns, or swear allegiance to the prog-commie agenda, or mention for your visually impaired viewers that you were making this announcement in front of a rainbow flag, so you’re obviously a Ha8er and must be cancelled.