I like this trying-not-to-be-annoyed self-controlled zombie in ‘Using Those Braaaaaains.’ I’d do more along those lines, except there’s already a story out there where a guy wakes up to discover that he’s gone zombie again in the latest mass outbreak, and he needs to get over to the hospital so that they can get his heart restarted. Don’t remember the title, but it was funny, and had the line “Like I would want to eat his stupid brains, anyway” in it – so there’s no reason to surpass it, I feel. I’m not greedy.