Patreon Microfiction: ‘Xenohunting Advice.’

I think that the Predators should have really taken this ‘Xenohunting Advice.’ If they would simply show up in hunting vests, feed store caps, and long spears and say, So we hear you have these things called ‘wild boars.’ What’s the hunting limit on them, again*? then there wouldn’t be any trouble. We’d even sell them beer for afterward.

*The usual answer is, Pile their bodies to the top of the sky.

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  1. Also, *Don’t Touch The Boats*

    Many humans love these more than life itself, so say nothing of most extended family members. These humans are the ones who chose to hang out with the sea monsters.

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