arnold schwarzenegger

Guy jump-kicks Arnold Schwarzenegger, bounces.

Like you do.

And if you have to share the video (I get it), pick a blurry one without whatever he was yelling so he doesn’t get the spotlight.

By the way… block or charge? pic.twitter.com/TEmFRCZPEA
— Arnold (@Schwarzenegger) May 18, 2019

#rsrh Arnold Schwarzenegger’s John Edwards moment.

Hey, remember when we were bummed that this guy couldn’t run for President*?

Schwarzenegger fathered a child with longtime member of household staff

His wife, Maria Shriver, moved out of their Brentwood mansion earlier this year after the former governor acknowledged the child was his. The staff member worked for the family for 20 years, retiring in January.

Yeah, well: dodged a bullet, there (this happened a decade ago). And I’m not going to come up with better snark on this than the first comment to this Hot Air Headlines post, so I’m not even going to try.

Moe Lane

*I will remind the snickering Left that they thought the same thing about Jennifer Granholm. Hey, have I thanked the Democrats lately for outright giving us Michigan? Much obliged, although you folks really did run the poor place into the ground and everything.