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‘The Zombie Decapitation Slingshot.’

Somebody just sent me this link, because they know me.

Oh, yes, they know me.

“Yes, it’s the TOILET SEAT OF DEATH!”

As I’ve said before, I think: one great tragedy of this reality not being a steampunk reality is that this man does not have the opportunities that his genius should earn him.

‘The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide.’

One of the better films on the subject; extra points for the 1950s educational video feel.

No, the guy never got around to doing a sequel, alas. Maybe you could read The Zombie Survival Guide again, instead?

Moe Lane

It’s too expensive at thirty bucks…

…but this is still a cool shirt:

Cricket has rules? (Plus: Tom Clancy should do a zombie book)

Who knew?

Yes, I stole that from Patriot Games. And may I note in passing that if Tom Clancy is looking for something to spark the creative juices again, he could hardly do worse than combining the technothriller and zombie apocalypse genres? Don’t tell me that people wouldn’t read that: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is still #34 on Amazon, and #6 on the NYT Paperback Trade Fiction list. Clancy doing a zombie book would be instant money.

Nazi zombie flick.

Via AoSHQ, I bring you… Dead Snow.

I don’t know who it is that keeps reading my mind when it comes to picking out movie ideas, but they can keep doing it, with my compliments. Even if it’s in Norwegian.