Wow. COYOTE VS. ACME must REALLY suck. Or the WB is doing something REALLY hinky.

Or… both? I guess it could be both: “After Warner Bros. scrapped the completed Looney Tunes movie Coyote vs. Acme for no reason, it was reported that it would be shopped around to other studios. Well, The Wrap is reporting that WB has rejected other studios’ offers to purchase the movie…” Never mind Geektyrant’s editorializing: that fine website’s cheerleading for films makes me look like a hyper-critical cinematic snob*.

Continue reading Wow. COYOTE VS. ACME must REALLY suck. Or the WB is doing something REALLY hinky.

I’m gonna commit a little heresy on that scrapped Wile E. Coyote movie.

I suspect that, should the COYOTE VS. ACME movie be successfully shopped to another distributor as per that story, it’s gonna end up bombing so hard Wile E. Coyote* is gonna need to get a new sign. Don’t ask me why I suspect that, because I’m not quite sure. Maybe because usually it turns out that studios bury movies for a reason? I mean, sure, the director thinks it’s great, but he’s going to think that.

Also: it’s apparently going to be a courtroom comedy. …I am deleting any further remarks, on advice of counsel.

Moe Lane

*SU-per GEN-ius.