I was originally gonna do something else but then I got distracted.
Fleet Fluoride and the Corsairs of the Carbonated Sea
So. Candyland is real. And terrifying. The people who know don’t talk about it much, and they definitely don’t talk at all about how to get there, because then some idiot might actually decide to go; and you don’t visit Candyland without an understanding in place with the local warlords, and armed guards at your back. Candylander species like meat as much as we like sweets, you see. Worse, far too many of the creatures there have not yet learned to forswear human flesh (some of those creatures wear clothes and have the power of speech).