Good God but I hate being cold.
Tag: frozen
Oh, wow! Shocker: they’re going to make Frozen 2!
Who could have guessed this would happen? – Well, yes, everybody. This is fairly obvious sarcasm that I am doing, yes?
In one of the biggest non-surprises of the decade, it was officially announced today that Frozen 2 is in the works at Walt Disney Animation Studios with the first film’s directors, Chris Buck and Jennifer Lee, and producer Peter Del Vecho returning.
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“We enjoyed making Frozen Fever so much and being back in that world with those characters,” said John Lasseter [Chief Creative Officer of Walt Disney and Pixar Animation Studios].
I’m sure that the 1.2 billion in gross sales didn’t hurt, either… oh, what the heck. Frozen was a good flick. The kids will be happy. I should let the Mouse get to it.
‘Let It Go.’
I refuse to sugar-coat this for you people…
…I bought Frozen today. Yup, it’s out on DVD, and it’s half-off on Amazon. Twenty bucks for the combo package.
This is something that has happened. If you cannot come to terms with that, well.
New trailer: “Frozen.”
This is not a flattering movie trailer.
The thing is, Frozen was done by the same people who did Tangled, and those people presumably did this trailer: Continue reading New trailer: “Frozen.”
Baltic Sea frozen up, it seems.
I’m sure that this is a metaphor for something:
…but it seems almost a shame to have to pick and choose.
The Frozen trailer.
I am not actually suggesting that you see this film; it is, bluntly, stupid. It is stupid because clearly neither the writer(s) nor the director of the movie (plot: “Three people stuck on a snow lift for a week. Also, wolves”) have kids. If they had kids, then they would have probably purchased the Mighty Machines DVD “Winter Blast” by now – and so would know that there would be an entire team of snowplows and specialized machines out there all week putting the slopes back in order.
Yes, yes: no doubt they could have some convoluted reason to explain that away – if they thought of it. Bets that they did?
Moe Lane
‘Ted Williams’ frozen head for batting practice at cryogenics lab’
That’s the headline. I don’t know if it’s true – it’s what’s being alleged by the author of Frozen: My Journey into the World of Cryonics, Deception, and Death, who is apparently hiding out from the stone cold killers that gravitate to cryonics research like flies to rotten meat* – but by God, that’s a headline. Even the superficial lack of a verb there doesn’t detract from the impact.
Via @JTlol.
*There may be sarcasm in that statement; there’s certainly a bad pun.