Truth be told, I never got into SCREAM. If for no other reason than the plot got resolved pretty quickly when firearms appeared, and I dunno if there was any reason for guns not to show up earlier. I know, I know: then why have a film? But there wasn’t even any, you know, undead or anything. At least have a Kevlar vest, hey?
Tag: honest trailers
The FIREFLY Honest Trailer.
Like me, Honest Trailers loves Firefly. Also like me, it admits that not having multiple seasons of it does nothing to diminish its nerd mystique. Bizarrely, the Netflix model of two-and-out might have threaded that particular needle…
The ‘Every Streaming Service’ Honest Trailer.
Not gonna lie: I was wondering whether Honest Trailers was scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one. But if they did, the barrel had been incompetently emptied earlier, because ‘Every Streaming Service’ is funny. Sometimes brutally so.
Moe Lane
…The Snyder Cut and all the DC stuff might get me to try out HBO Max. I’ll admit it, I’m not proud.
The MULAN (2020) Honest Trailer.
In some ways, this Honest Trailer for the new MULAN is more cutting than something I would have written. I’m just so plain pissed off about this flick that I would have spent the time yelling about slave factory camps, and said nothing about everything else that’s apparently wrong with this film. Honest Trailers was more comprehensive in its dissection.
The BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM Honest Trailer.
I went to see BATMAN: MASK OF THE PHANTASM in theaters! It was great fun. I didn’t realize that it didn’t do well at the box office, though, which is a shame.
The AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER Honest Trailer.
The writing’s suffered a little in these lately, but this Honest Trailer is still pretty good. THE LAST AIRBENDER is currently on the rotation again: we’re about at the end of Season 1. Lots of fun and your ‘kids’ will love it. Note that this is for the TV show!
The ET Honest Trailer.
…Oh, that was perfect. You’ll know what I mean when you see it.
The COWBOY BEBOP Honest Trailer.
I’ve actually never seen COWBOY BEBOP. Is it any good? And is it better in the original?
I also wonder if Honest Trailers had another video lined up but had to switch it out for this at the last second. I mean, this is really an Honest TV Trailer, right?
The THE ROCK Honest Trailer.
Some of Honest Trailer’s Honest Trailers recently haven’t been as awesome as they could have been, but their own about THE ROCK is pretty solid. Now I need to see if I have this one around somewhere. …Huh. Nope.
The ‘A Goofy Movie’ Honest Trailer.
Apparently, A GOOFY MOVIE didn’t… suck?
Although my surprise may be due to the fact that the name reminds me of the the Gumby movie, which my much younger children discovered and forced me to watch forty-three times. Yes, I counted. It was the only way to survive.