hot takes – Moe Lane

Tweet of the Day, Yes, Yes, A Thousand Times, Yes edition.

I will not speak ill of other people’s decisions with regard to cranberry sauce. This is America. You do not need my permission to be wrong.

Cranberry in a can, blob style, is the best and most respectable cranberry dish for Thanksgiving. Your cranberry chutneys and other culinary hijinks involving whole cranberries are inferior to canned blob cranberry. This is an official decree. pic.twitter.com/0OyQM3UmPg
— Joseph Massey (@jmasseypoet) November 19, 2023