…you probably should find a new way to artistically develop yourself.
Police say they’ve arrested a man dressed as a tree for blocking traffic in Maine.
They say the man didn’t respond to officers when they warned him against obstructing traffic in a busy intersection in downtown Portland.
WCSH-TV posted video of the man being arrested after he blocked traffic again.
Click here for a possibly unique photo of a policeman handcuffing a tree and leading it away. Although it’s probably happened before. I’ve just never seen it happen before, which kind of counts for ‘unique,’ right?
Man. White people:
Look, I understand how a person might think that getting a tattoo of an airport carpet pattern* might say to the world that you are serious; but, speaking as a representative of the world, I regret to tell you that in fact the opposite is true.
PS: Mind you, if the hipsters want the old carpet and the Portland airport can’t get rid of it otherwise, then by all means: give the hipsters the damned carpet. I mean, the hipsters want it, right? Better than just throwing it in a landfill.
…What? Hipsters can have nice things, too. For given values of ‘nice.’
*I AM NOT MAKING THAT UP.