Seriously, there’s always that one guy who doesn’t really think questions through before he asks them. What was that dude’s victory condition, there? What would he have done if Jerry had stopped and gone, “Why… I don’t know?”
Tag: microfiction
Patreon Microfiction: “Why Not Do It With Some Style?”
“Why Not Do It With Some Style?” …Why not, indeed? There’s no reason to be dull about these things.
Patreon Microfiction: Perfectly Reasonable Explanation.
I think that, if things like “Perfectly Reasonable Explanation” happened, people would respond to them like that. Seriously, though: what’s the alternative? Forget about failing to convince the world; what happens if you succeed?
Continue reading Patreon Microfiction: Perfectly Reasonable Explanation.Patreon Microfiction: “A Cursed Field of Research.”
The joke in “A Cursed Field of Research” probably wouldn’t work in fantasy languages. I don’t even know if it works in any other language except English. Not really interested if it does or doesn’t either, to be honest. It’s a bad joke in mine, and that’s what’s important.
Patreon Microfiction: “Common Cause.”
There isn’t anything more to “Common Cause,” honestly. Except the thought that we will probably need to find new monsters to scare us. The ones that HPL and his crew created are great, but they’re not really the latest thing, are they?
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Patreon Microfiction: For All Your Adventuring Needs.
“For All Your Adventuring Needs” illustrates the great truth of adventuring. To wit: if you want to get rich, be the one selling the shovels. And, by all means, stock a variety of brand names.
Patreon Microfiction: ‘To Serve Man.’
‘To Serve Man‘ is admittedly ambiguous. Deliberately so. I myself do not know what will happen next, save that the protagonist will enjoy it even if nobody else does.
Microfiction: ‘Murders by the Roo Lord.’
I will be merciful. “Murders by the Roo Lord” will not be made into a book. You’re all welcome.
Patreon Microfiction: Gesture of Good Faith.
“Gesture of Good Faith” represents a particular peeve of mine: in a world of monsters and peasants, it’d be the easiest thing ever to get the latter on your side pretty quickly. All you need are the severed heads of enough local monsters. It works on both an idealistic and pragmatic level, really.