ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Old Spice makes its move into the critical D&D playing market.

This is sheer genius: Old Spice has produced a D&D character class called ‘the Gentleman*.’ If you’ve ever wanted a PC based off on an Old Spice commercial, the this is the character class for you. The funny bit? At first glance, it doesn’t look horribly unbalanced. You could get away with playing this character class at a convention game or something. Old Spice is apparently One Of Us.

Moe Lane

PS: I already know what I’m running at WashingCon, but this tempts me slightly.

*Or ‘Gentle-lady,’ for those who wish to play that character; but it’s totally meant for dudes.

Tweet of the Day, @Rianjohnson Is A Big Ol’ Nerd edition.

A big ol’ drunken nerd who had a 220 million domestic opening weekend. This is at least from 2012, and dear God but the irony abounds. Weird Al Yankovic has an absolutely unique finger on our cultural pulse, you know?

Congrats to the insanely talented @rianjohnson – king of the box office! In case you didn’t know, before he was writing and directing The Last Jedi, he was KILLING IT at karaoke… https://t.co/HzncKsCb9r

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) December 17, 2017

Moe Lane

PS: I can think of worse things that getting drunk and belting out Yoda, so kai Rian Johnson. He probably would get that reference, too.