I swear, I looked at this, squinted, and couldn’t tell if this really was a mustache being born:
…but Ed Driscoll reports that it hit Drudge, so what do I know? Admittedly, in the picture on Drudge the ‘stache seems to be more obvious; then again, it may be a Photoshop. Anyway, you know what this really means.
It means this: