‘Puppy thrown at German biker gang.’

And for once, the article lives up to the promise of the title.  Even exceeds it:

A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

…and click through; the story actually gets better from there. Not very much better, but given the height of the bar set by the title and first paragraph, clearing it even by a little is impressive. Writing this article was given out as a reward by an indulgent BBC news editor; I’m sure of it.

PETA own-goals the administration. Over a PUPPY.

(H/T: Brother Warner of RedState) Yes, ‘own-goals.’ If there was any possible way to pin this group on the Right it’d have been done years ago, and this story:

Breeder regrets dog sale to Biden

EAST COVENTRY — It was a proud moment for Linda Brown when then-Vice President-elect Joe Biden selected her kennel to purchase his new German shepherd puppy.

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For Brown, that proud moment was short-lived.

After the story about the puppy sale ran in the newspapers and on TV newscasts, three dog wardens from the Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture showed up on Brown’s doorstep for a kennel inspection.

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She said she has also received death threats from animal activists against her and Biden, which were reported to the Secret Service and the FBI.

…would have made the national news. Continue reading PETA own-goals the administration. Over a PUPPY.