Well, that’s not true: she would let me buy it.
I just can’t think of a room in the house where I’d be allowed to hang it. I mean, look at the flag! It’s clearly out of date.
(H/T AoSHQ)
Sorry, but a (AoSHQ) headline like that deserves all-caps. Anyway… bull sharks! From the river! Swimming through the flooded town! Then local Australians captured and started riding them!
OK, I made that last bit up. But “Australian riding sharks…” that just rolls off of the tongue, doesn’t it? I’m surprised nobody’s tried that one in real life yet.