[UPDATE: Merlot! Marvelous stuff. Makes you write words that are almost correct.]
…Ah, Sheila Jackson Lee. You couldn’t write her out as fiction, you know. Well, you could, but then people would come and yell at you for being a cliched hack. Because this woman is a living, walking stereotype.
To summarize: her staffer almost ran over a DC Capitol cop (did hit the guy; thankfully, no serious [injuries]). So the Representative, of course, popped over to the accident scene to berate the cops, ask for their supervisor, articulate her opinion that this was all due to some conspiracy against her and that she was tired of it, and gave the cop who got hit by the car an impromptu medical [exam]. Yes, apparently Rep. Jackson Lee* is a doctor, and we just never heard about it.
But wait. It gets better. No, really: Continue reading Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee And The Case Of The Conspiracy To Make Her Staffers Run Into People.