I’m afraid to look.
Whoa. https://t.co/Lb3t7nj7mn pic.twitter.com/4T3vKJde5p
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) October 22, 2018
Tag: tweet of the day
Tweet of the Day, This Is Rather Cruel edition.
https://twitter.com/TeawithTolkien/status/1053022255180128261
Note that I did not type ‘inaccurate.’
Tweet of the Day, …Wait, What, @alyankovic? edition.
Full orchestral tour?
I’m finalizing the set list for my 2019 orchestral tour this week – which of my songs have you always wanted to hear with full symphony accompaniment?? Please let me know and hashtag it #StringsAttached
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) October 17, 2018
Full orchestral tour.
…I need to reset my brain.
Moe Lane
Tweet of the Day, The Choice Is Clear edition.
Don’t get why people don’t get this.
— Fusilli Spock (@awstar11) October 13, 2018
I think of metric use as I think of soccer, and as how supposedly the ancient Romans thought of cavalry: a perfectly reasonable activity. For other people.
Tweet of the Day, I Suspected That This Story Was Fake edition.
An entertaining fake, mind you.
I busted the guy behind the "competitive barefoot runner yells at neighbors on Facebook over too many acorns” hoax. In return he gave me the quote of my career: https://t.co/mTSbwvwIW6 pic.twitter.com/lzHOOg3HE3
— Craig Silverman (@CraigSilverman) October 11, 2018
I ain’t in The Life anymore, all y’all know that. But when I was, I had a rule: If it sounds too good/bad to be true, it probably isn’t. It’s a good rule. It amazes me that more people don’t follow it.
Tweet of the Day, The Floor Is Lava edition.
And this kid is Rube Goldberg.
How far could you make it through this? 😳 pic.twitter.com/zvsoAXe6Ge
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) October 9, 2018
Impressive.
Tweet of the Day, Anybody Need A Drummer? I Think I Can Find You A Drummer edition.
Willing to bet he’ll be reasonable about salary.
When you're overqualified for the job pic.twitter.com/saGvom7OOS
— Eric Alper 🎧 (@ThatEricAlper) October 3, 2018
REALLY reasonable.
Tweet of the Day, How… Metaphorical edition.
Just generally metaphorical.
A horse escaped from her stable and galloped into a bar while patrons sat inside, causing them to run to safety as the animal kicked tables and chairs before leaving the site. No one was hurt in the incident. https://t.co/KktND8IlHP pic.twitter.com/rW32qXPhR1
— ABC News (@ABC) October 2, 2018
Tweet of the Day, Many Happy Returns edition.
I almost wrote “Be Seeing You,” but people would have gotten the wrong idea.
In TV news: The Prisoner was first broadcast today in 1967!
Fun fact: Stan Lee nearly published a Prisoner comic in the 1970s. Alas it never went ahead. Be seeing you… pic.twitter.com/1GmcFI63kL
— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) September 29, 2018
I absolutely would have bought this comic. Admittedly, not at the time, but I would have tracked it down some time in the 1990s or 2000s. The Prisoner was excellent AND OH WOW IT’S ON PRIME.
Tweet of the Day, Your Must-Have Mass Christmas Gift edition.
Show you care with the sound of Shatner.
Pre-order it here: https://t.co/jpCJ9ft6bL https://t.co/lFmiG1Ds1o
— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) September 25, 2018
Just order it here.
Moe Lane
PS: It’s in vinyl!