Elvis is Everywhere, Ted Cruz edition.

People should just be embarrassed on the National Enquirer’s behalf at this point. It’s like watching somebody being paid to poop their pants in public. And for a ridiculously small sum, too.

Also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpb4ZAAP6Z4

In less confrontational news: Elvis IS in go-karts*.

My father-in-law took pictures of me and my eldest proving this: hopefully the maniacal grin got captured. You can get a surprising amount of velocity out of a lawnmower engine: who knew?

I love the smell of hydrocarbon products burned in an internal combustion engine in the morning: smells like victory.

Vacation ends tomorrow.

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