Feb
27
2012
2

Reality Defeats Me, County Supervisor/Sex Tape/Meth Scandal Edition.

I got nothing about this story about Alameda County (California) Supervisor Nadia Lockyer (wife to California Treasurer Bill Lockyer) and an alleged sex tape allegedly involving her and a former meth addict.  Well.  Almost nothing.

:ahem:

NAME.

THAT.

PARTY!!!!!

…And no, the name of the party is not “methamphetamine.”

Moe Lane

(Via Instapundit, via AoSHQ)

Sep
28
2011
12

I swear to God, this happens…

…every time I get a new video game*: I spend all my non-politics time on that instead of looking for weird crap on the Internet to mull over, and later point out.  Which is great, right up to the point where I have to generate content.

So… anything odd happen lately, I guess?  I know about the satellite deorbiting, but I assume from the general lack of green-blowing zombie apocalypse that nothing untoward occurred.

Moe Lane

*KOTOR.  Did you know that you can win the game without getting any Force abilities that help your resistance to hostile Force powers?  Did you know that not getting those abilities really, still really SUCKS?  And did you know that there’s a level 20 cap?  Yeah, well, now you do.

Sep
03
2011
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You gotta watch out for those kinesiology professors.

It’s the study of human movement, after all – so you know what that means?  It means that they know how to cut you, that’s what it means.  Seriously, there’s a PhD out there on the run today, riding outlaw… and he has nothing to lose. Dr. Stephen J. Kinzey, wanted for meth dealing, and subject of one of the better understatements that you’ll read today:

“To have an associate professor who is a member of the Devils Diciples and allegedly dealing methamphetamine is quite alarming. I mean, it’s unusual to say the least,” Sheriff Rod Hoops said at a news conference in San Bernardino.

Here’s Kinzey’s Twitter account, by the way – sad to say, though, he kind of looks… not exactly like a meth dealer, but like the kind of guy that it would maybe not surprise you to hear that he was arrested for dealing meth.

Via Wombat-socho, who raised an excellent point: if you want a good cover identity to hide the fact that you deal meth, ‘kinesiology professor’ works.

Sep
02
2011
2

“California man arrested for biting pet python twice.”

(pause)

I like headlines like that.  It makes reading the article almost superfluous.  There you go.  Man bites python.  Twice.  It’s against the law.  What more do you need?

Moe Lane

PS: Of course alcohol was involved.  What sane man would eat raw – excuse me: live – snake sober?

Aug
18
2011
2

#rsrh Dude.

Seriously.

Dude.

Moe Lane

PS: Dude.

(Via Memeorandum.  Also: DUDE.)

Apr
13
2011
1

Well, this is awkward.

I’ve just had three posts in a row get dynamited before publishing, each due to an inconvenient fact that invalidated the central thesis.  One happens all the time.  Two happens from time to time.  Three?  I may need to drink more coffee, or something.

So here’s Czech Republic President Vaclav Klaus stealing a pen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CFoYkWulKOI

Nov
20
2010
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Ehh. Saturday.

I got nothing much to say.  Here: have a video of a cat riding a Roomba.

May
19
2010
2

SAN Loss Watch, London Olympics Mascot Edition.

It must be a fascinating planet that the designer of this must be from: I wish that I could visit it.


(Via Instapundit) Alternate title: “We also… disco.”

Sep
26
2009
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In case it’s not obvious, less posting today.

I spent enough of it outside and chasing a 2.5 year old to be completely up for ladling out the free ice cream.

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