Oh, I know that the Marxists revere it as ‘May Day,’ but let’s be honest. Deliberately killing somewhere between eighty and a hundred million people as part of your ideology should be automatically disqualifying when it comes to who gets to assign holidays. Certainly Communism’s victims would like to have a vote…
No larger point. I just like noting that, whenever possible. And what better day to indulge myself than May Day?
PS: Marxism is intellectualism for STUPID people. Just in case any Commie lurking right now wasn’t offended enough.
Remember, folks: you have a choice. You can either commemorate the innocent, beautiful beginning of spring in the Northern Hemisphere…
…or you can be a dirty, filthy Commie.
Not that I want to prejudice your choice, or anything.
A holiday where we remember Communism: which in its various incarnations has murdered more millions through terror, famine, rapine, war, ecological disasters, and general frightfulness than any other economic or political system in human history! If you hate humanity and the planet, you’ll love the Commies*! It is of course also a holiday that we should remember Ronald Reagan, Maggie Thatcher, and Pope John Paul II – these being of course the three public figures most responsible for dragging out the Beast that was Soviet Communism out into the light, pinning it to the ground, and slowly hammering a blessed hawthorn stake through its black, twisted, poisonous, oozing Commie heart.
Not to spoil any random Marxist’s day by reminding him or her that their precious secular god-substitute was killed filthy, and doing the metaphorical equivalent of begging for mercy while choking on its own bloody bile. Perish the thought that I rub it in…
*Assuming that you have the intelligence of a mattress, of course. Which is pretty much a prerequisite for thinking that Marxism is a good idea in the first place: after all, Marxism is intellectualism for stupid people.