Alternative title: Hell, orange futures markets freeze over. Not that Tallahassee is Hell, of course. Not even Jacksonville is Hell, although when you go there in August* you kind of get a rough approximation of the likely climate there. Still, hey, snow in Florida!
Schools in Tallahassee, Charleston and Savannah among those closed in advance of developing coastal storm! I’ll see you on @ABCWorldNews with the track! pic.twitter.com/n3TEsXdgj1
— Ginger Zee (@Ginger_Zee) January 2, 2018
Moe Lane
*I DON’T KNOW WHY WE KEPT HAVING CONVENTIONS IN SOUTHERN CITIES DURING AUGUST, THANK YOU FOR ASKING. I SUGGESTED THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST ANY NUMBER OF TIMES.
Not even Jacksonville is Hell, although when you go there in August* you kind of get a rough approximation of the likely climate there.
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You mean 29 Palms? That’s pretty much Hell’s front yard.
See, I never got that. That place had plenty of shade, right? From all the trees, I mean.
There’s much more shade in Thousand Oaks.
Jacksonville’s alright…I lived there for 4 years or so.
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But August? Yeah, not recommended. PNW is *fantastic* in August.
We had triple digit temps here last August.
This Global Warming is starting to suck.
My kids are enjoying it, although I’ll have to go get the shovel and scrape some global warming off of the sidewalk soon.
Jacksonville, Hell? How can any place Ashley Williams wants to live be Hell?