Alternative title: Hell, orange futures markets freeze over. Not that Tallahassee is Hell, of course. Not even Jacksonville is Hell, although when you go there in August* you kind of get a rough approximation of the likely climate there. Still, hey, snow in Florida!
— Ginger Zee (@Ginger_Zee) January 2, 2018
*I DON’T KNOW WHY WE KEPT HAVING CONVENTIONS IN SOUTHERN CITIES DURING AUGUST, THANK YOU FOR ASKING. I SUGGESTED THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST ANY NUMBER OF TIMES.