#rsrh QotD, Tea Party edition.

Jim Geraghty, on the deliberately decentralized nature of the Tea Parties:

The whole point of this movement is that these people hate being told what to do.

To pile on, it has been fascinating to watch liberal Democrats so comprehensively sabotage what was one of their greatest advantages in the political sphere: to wit, “Rightie don’t march.”  Conservatives thought that they hated activism.  We were proud about hating activism.  “Do I smell like a patchouli-reeking hemp nut?” “There are better ways to meet girls.” “That’s something that they do.” “Marching around with signs never accomplished anything – look at the peace movement.”  And, of course, the classic put-down:

“How come,” I asked Andy, “whenever something upsets the Left, you see immediate marches and parades and rallies with signs already printed and rhyming slogans already composed, whereas whenever something upsets the Right, you see two members of the Young Americans for Freedom waving a six-inch flag?”

“We have jobs,” said Andy.

Annnnnnnd that would be the problem, right there.  Because the hidden deal that the Right made with the Left in all of this was that if they wanted us to leave the marching and the megaphones and the signs and the slogans and the organized protests (and, yeah, the costumes and the theatrics and the camera-friendly stunts) to them then the Left had better reciprocate by making sure that we still had jobs. But apparently that deal no longer applies… and a bunch of people have now discovered that hey, this activism thing is kind of fun and gets them out into the fresh air on a regular basis, which they’ve been meaning to do anyway.

The long-term implications of that last realization will be playing out over the next twenty years.  Particularly once the Left fully internalizes their realization that there was a reason why their operating economic/cultural paradigm of Big Government Solutions was never able to spark a true populist movement… Continue reading #rsrh QotD, Tea Party edition.

Three Indian robbers discover novel suicide method.

So, let me set the scenario for you.  You’ve got these forty or so bandits in India who decide to rob a train.  So they take control of the train in the middle of the night – the forty of them, remember – then stop it in the middle of the jungle.  Then they start robbing the passengers; needless to say, these forty robbers are all armed with various hand weapons.  So there’s a lot of larceny going on, here… and then a couple of bandits further decide that they’re going to go and rape one of the passengers.

And that’s when the Gurkha stands up.

If you can’t predict what happened next, you should be ashamed of your ignorance.  Harsh, but true. Continue reading Three Indian robbers discover novel suicide method.

#rsrh “Did China Try To Pass Off Top Gun As Air Force Footage?”

There’s no way I can beat that title, so I’m not even going to try.

Also: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Moe Lane

PS: No, wait, the new spokesman for the People’s Liberation Army Air Force (ChiComs ain’t too imaginative, are they?) has a statement to make:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOF6Vazusho

Danger Zone, Kenny Loggins

#rsrh Tater Tots are OFF THE TABLE. *Barry.*

You were not elected to spend your days exercising oversight over school menus.  You are also not my mom.  You sure as hell ain’t me, which means that you don’t get a say in what my kids eat.  So, please: stick to things that you’re good at.  Admittedly, the only thing that you’ve shown any natural talent in has been in keeping the unemployment rate above 9% – but I’m sure that there’s something out there.

Dumbass.

Via @iowahawk and @breeannehowe.

Turns out I was wrong on filibuster ‘reform’…

…when I said that the only result would be a symbolic gesture towards ‘reform’ with no real changes.  It turns out that progressives didn’t even get that: their precious attempt to deny the Great Shellacking was quietly choked to death in a narrow, dusty room* Tuesday afternoon… and nothing was put in its place.  Tim Noah of Slate is kind of upset about it all –  which is kind of odd, considering that there was never a reasonable chance after November that the Democratic leadership would have made it easier to pass an Obamacare repeal bill.

Yes, that would have been the immediate result of this scheme.  Let me spell it out for those folks on the Other Side who are having difficulty following along (which apparently include some of their Senators).  When you control both Houses of Congress, but the opposition party has enough votes in the Senate to win cloture fights, you want filibuster ‘reform’ to make it easier to pass your legislation.  When you only control the Senate, the Senate opposition party wants filibuster ‘reform’ to make it easier to pass their legislation – particularly when it looks likely that the opposition party will be the majority party after the next election.

This is not particularly difficult to understand.  I’d say that I’m sorry that progressive politicians are too steeped in twinned warm delusions (first delusion, that progressives are popular; second delusion, that the November elections can be negated by an act of Will) to really comprehend this… except that I try not to lie to people.

Moe Lane (crosspost)

*Yeah, that’s a G.K. Chesterton referenceBecause that’s how I roll.

The Salmon SotU.

The question before the board: below is a word picture of the reaction of NPR listeners to Tuesday’s State of the Union address (this can fairly be called a ‘receptive audience’ for a Democratic President).  They were asked to describe the speech in three words: the larger the word in the picture, the more it was used – which presumably means the biggest word is one that can be reasonably be seen as the word that people will tend to most associate with the speech.

The word of the day was apparently ‘salmon’:

(H/T: @jeffemmanuel)

So here goes: Did President Obama intend for his speech Tuesday night to be about salmon? – Serious question: the President has a definite problem with generating memorable bits on his own for his prepared speeches*, and at least this one was a deliberate joke.

Moe Lane (crosspost)

*Now that the first rush of secular Messianic hysteria has subsided, can we all just admit that President Obama ripped off “Yes we can!” from Bob the Builder?  We’d be better off as a country if we just faced this unfortunate truth head-on, as it were.

#rsrh Inadvertent cartoon truth?

Most of the Republican-themed political cartoons in this slideshow were wishful thinking, fairly naked agitprop, pretty dang stupid, or a combination of all three – but I look at this one and ask myself, Did the cartoonist really mean to pay us this compliment? Because it’s true: the Republican party did make a wide turn to the Right in the last election, and we did knock the Democratic party off of a cliff in response.  I understand that Democrats would rather think about three Senate retentions than about the fact that, say, they effectively lost control of most of the Midwest/Appalachia, but at some point they’re going to have to confront their problems…

I blame America for this.

I’m not one to subscribe to theories of societal guilt, but seriously: somehow this… this… this can be traced back to us. I’m quite certain of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svOlz2ei4Yk&feature=player_embedded

Endhiran Tamil DVD with English Subtitles

Sorry?

Moe Lane

PS: Saw this on Twitter; don’t remember where, and not sure if the person who showed it really wants to given “credit” for finding it.