Another neo-Lovecraftian AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM trailer.

A bit more subtle than the first one for AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM, but hey! Public service announcement: when a green-glowing entity trapped in a prison at the bottom of the sea offers you ultimate power in exchange for freeing it — oh, and a spiffy new weapon that allows you to command the dead; mustn’t forget that — and all you need to complete the ritual is someone from a particular bloodline… don’t say ‘no.’ Say, ‘hold up, I left the oven on,’ clear the area, and then send down the thermobaric bombs to collapse whatever hell-chasm you used to go say hi to Steppenwolf-Cthulhu.

I swear, I don’t know what they’re teaching kids in schools these days.

AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM apparently drawing from PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES.

And what is PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES? Why, this: a 1960s Italian camp flick that apparently you can’t get anymore because it actually doesn’t suck at all.

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