Teen bakes sugar cookies using grandpa’s ashes… you know where this is going, right?

Right.

A female student at Da Vinci Charter Academy, a public charter high school, brought the cookies to school on Oct. 4 and gave them to at least nine other students, said Davis Police Lt. Paul Doroshov.

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Tweet of the Day, The Disneyland Ghost Scenarios Write Themselves edition.

Goodness gracious.

https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/1055163668395184128

Imagine what Disney has to go through when the spirit bound to those cremated ashes possesses a visitor and starts summoning more of its kind in order to finally evoke the Grievous Harvest of Marrow ritual.  They probably have a whole department for that.  And, hey! There’s your next campaign!

#rsrh I say we take off and fire *everybody* in the TSA.

It’s the only way to be sure.

A man’s attempt to bring the ashes of his grandfather home to Indianapolis ended with an angry scene in a Florida airport, with the ashes spilled on the terminal floor.

Allegedly the TSA agent who broke her own agency’s rules laughed about it.  If true, that tells me that the rot in the system is so institutionalized that the only valid way of treating the problem would be the bureaucratic equivalent of BURN IT WITH FIRE.

Via @tabithahale.