I have a weakness for a well-timed witticism. And this one would have gotten a chuckle in an Age of Enlightenment London coffeehouse, which is my personal gold standard for such things. Of course, first you’d have to explain Marxism to those guys…
Teacher on phone: You got 4pts off b/c you did not capitalize Communism.
Her (12): Communists reject capitalism.
— Sarah Hodsdon (@sarahndipitous) October 11, 2016