gi joe – Moe Lane

Chris Hemsworth to do Transformers/GI JOE, apparently because we are all sinners who deserve it.

I like the GeekTyrant site a lot, not least because they’re even more easygoing on popcorn movies than I am. So when they say this about the news that Chris Hemsworth is in talks to be in the Transformers/GI JOE live-action crossover:

All I can say to Hemsworth is, don’t do it! Run as far away from this project as possible because it’s going to end up being another crap G.I. Joe and Transformers movie! He should go make another Extraction movie instead!

‘GI JOE Movie – Intro.’

I remain fascinated by how hard this went. And by that I mean the COBRA song. Somebody went above and beyond on the assignment.

GI JOE Movie

#commissionearned

The “Far, FAR into the Danger Zone on the Hot Crazy Matrix” Darth Barbie doll.

Look, I’m not gonna lie. Adolescent Me would have dated Darth Barbie.

Video of the Day, The MCU Needs GI Joe For Its Next Phase edition.

IN YOUR HEARTS YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT.

There’s also a reasonable link: Marvel published the comic books. And look at that aesthetic. Look at it. It’s perfect.

Moe Lane

PS: Yes, I know: SHIELD, and Hydra. But forget that, or use those organizations for spy flicks. GI JOE/Cobra is for the More Dakka stuff.

The Intro to the G.I. JOE Movie (of fond memory)

Well, at least it’s the one that I fondly remember. And it’s probably best if I don’t watch it again. Just to be on the safe side, you know what I mean?

GI Joe Retaliation trailer… wait, this didn’t come out yet?

I guess that it hasn’t: if it had, I… all right, ALL RIGHT, I admit that I would have gone to see it.

I’m not proud to admit it. But for some reason I still thought that it came out last year.

So, the GI JOE series is now on NetFlix.

On the one hand, it’s an integral part of my childhood. On the other hand, I am terrified at how much the animation probably sucks.

On the gripping hand, I mostly wanted to watch this again:

Which is, of course, from the movie.

GI JOE: Retaliation trailer.

OK. OK. I know what you’re going to say. I really and truly do. I would, in fact, probably say that myself. But just watch it until the end, and when you’re done, you will hopefully understand why this may be a thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0MtG42yy4E&feature=fvst

Continue reading GI JOE: Retaliation trailer.

Movie of the week: …OK, so it’s the complete Transformers.

Specifically, the Transformers: 25th Anniversary Matrix Of Leadership Edition [The Complete Series].

So sue me. And watch as we switch out G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra… OK, that wasn’t really intentional. Honest.

Moe Lane

Movie of the Week: GI Joe.

Yes, I ripped G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra up and down the length of Twitter a couple of days ago.

So?

So we replace Bottle Shock with it as Movie of the Week. Because… well, because it was as close as you can get to the animated show without, you know, animating it.

Moe Lane