I didn’t realize before I did ‘Scrimshaw’ that punk dryads could be a thing. But they could be, right? It could be an entire look. Alas, I can’t draw worth a damn.
Tag: microfiction
Patreon Microfiction: Glorious.
‘Glorious’ is either sacrilegious, presumptuous, or chauvinistic, depending on your point of view. Or maybe all three. I’m also kind of negatively impressed with myself for badly spelling all three of the words in that list. Possibly I should have gone to bed earlier last night?
Patreon Microfiction: Reorganization.
…It’s because of this classic movie. Its aesthetic informed a lot of what I do. No, really.
Patreon Microfiction: ‘Action Item.’
I’m assuming that fulfilling this particular ‘Action Item’ would transcend boredom entirely, bringing it to a perfect rapture of dullness. Fortunately, I just write these scenarios. I don’t actually have to live through them.
Patreon Microfiction: Green-Purple-Black Box Blues.
“Green-Purple-Black Box Blues” is mostly because, indeed, nobody comes up with taste-based magic systems. I dunno, maybe if we were snakes or something we might have in our fiction. Leaving aside what ‘fiction’ would even look under such a thought experiment.
Patreon Microfiction: ‘Keys to the Kingdom.’
There’s a book in Keys to the Kingdom. I just need, you know, time. Or better scheduling.
Patreon Microfiction: CL.
Patreon Microfiction: ‘Double-Barrelled Destiny.’
‘Double-Barrelled Destiny:’ Shotguns, to me, have the fundamental feel of a fantasy weapon. I feel that Conan the Barbarian might disdain many modern weapons (he’d use them, but he’d disdain them). But double-barreled shotguns? Yeah, you could put one in his hands and it wouldn’t look ridiculous.
Patreon Microfiction: ‘Unexpected Delivery.’
Excuse me, but ‘Unexpected Delivery’ is the way of my people. Forget it at thy peril.
Continue reading Patreon Microfiction: ‘Unexpected Delivery.’Patreon Microfiction: “Red Wedding Reception.”
Yes, Morgan Barod’s going back to Red Bank, for a “Red Wedding Reception.” With a promotion, no less (that’s not necessarily great news, considering the size of his realm’s armed forces). I just don’t know when I’m going to have time to write about all of those adventures.