Yeah, yeah, I know.
Continue reading The STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER teaser.Tag: star wars
Oh, hey, THE MANDALORIAN trailer.
Some of you know you want to see this.
THE MANDALORIAN is gonna be rolled out with the rest of Disney+, of course. So it’ll be up in November. No idea of whether or not it’s gonna suck, of course. You’d think that they’d try to have it not suck, but this whole situation is fraught. Just generally… fraught.
The “Far, FAR into the Danger Zone on the Hot Crazy Matrix” Darth Barbie doll.
Look, I’m not gonna lie. Adolescent Me would have dated Darth Barbie.
Continue reading The “Far, FAR into the Danger Zone on the Hot Crazy Matrix” Darth Barbie doll.This Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order gameplay trailer looks DANGEROUS.
Far too dangerous. TO MY WALLET:
Continue reading This Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order gameplay trailer looks DANGEROUS.The Fan-made Obi-Wan/Vader fight scene, reimagined.
I’ve been seeing people reference this a few times today, so I finally watched it. It’s well done. More than you might think, in fact.
Seriously, compare it to the original Star Wars clip.
Continue reading The Fan-made Obi-Wan/Vader fight scene, reimagined.Tweet of the Day, The New Star Wars Trailer Gets ‘Sabotaged’ edition.
Or, in this case, “What’s Up Danger”ed.
Whatever your opinion of the movie — or the song, I guess — that’s a real nice video-audio sync.
The Clone Wars Season 7 trailer.
I don’t actually watch Clone Wars, although I readily concede that I should. But a lot of people are apparently really eager for this… and you’ll get it! …On Disney+.
The “Seductively Presented But It’s From EA, Dammit” Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order trailer.
Ah, to heck with it. Help us, Electronic Arts. You’re our only hope.
Continue reading The “Seductively Presented But It’s From EA, Dammit” Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order trailer.The… Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker trailer.
There’s something happening here; what it is ain’t exactly clear…
Continue reading The… Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker trailer.‘Galaxy’s Edge’ Star Wars theme parks open at Disney this summer.
May on the West Coast, August on the East.
Continue reading ‘Galaxy’s Edge’ Star Wars theme parks open at Disney this summer.Both east and west coast versions of Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge will allow guests to visit a remote trading port on the edge of wild space, where Star Wars characters and their stories come to life – and where guests will find themselves in the middle of the action. The lands will feature two major attractions that put guests in the middle of a battle between the First Order and the Resistance. Each attraction – and even the land itself – will offer guests the chance to immerse themselves in the Star Wars universe like never before.