This kind of started off being based on an Onion article, but it all went occult pretty darn quickly.
The Grammar School Wars
Not ‘grammar school’ in the “child’s/teenager’s education” sense: these are the Grammar Schools. These are the schools that teach adepts the operating language of the universe. Or least one variant of one operating language of the universe. It turns out that if you use a ‘dialect’ that strays too far from a particular meta-language (and you want it to stray, because changing the dialect gives you arcane power), you sort of… disconnect from this reality and end up somewhere that’s more congenial to your worldview. And before you ask, adepts know this because the occasional entity pops into our dimension using this method. It happens barely often enough to give researchers some idea of the process involved. Continue reading Adventure seed: The Grammar School Wars.