Tweet of the Day, Twenty… *Billion*? edition.

Goodness gracious.

Note that I wouldn’t care if Google Search wasn’t steadily decaying. Which is a matter of no little concern to a self-published author.

#commissionearned

Tweet of the Day, The Smart Answer Would Be Black Cat edition.

That entire ‘Isn’t being a crook more fun, especially when I come with the career change?’ thing she’d bring would make for an interesting Spider-Man flick. Alas, they probably won’t be smart. Good choices are kind of rare in the movie business, these days.

H/T: @IMAO_

Self-Tweet of the Day, Look, I Figure Somebody’s Reading The Whole Thing, Okay? edition.

So they might as well let me know.

Tweet of the Day, This Is What Money Being Left On The Table Looks Like edition.

These would sell. These would absolutely sell. And the Lovecraft stories are public domain! It could be done. It could be done.

Tweet of the Day, Disney’s SHOWGIRLS Moment? edition.

Probably not. Hopefully not: the last thing anybody needs is SNOW WHITE becoming this strange cult classic. Still, this is… pretty hilarious, honestly. Malicious compliance, perhaps? Somebody in Costuming might have had Opinions.

Via @DaddyWarpig.

Tweet of the Day, I’ve Noticed This Myself edition.

And it’s a problem. …For other people, I guess. I personally like my book covers to actually give you a clue what’s inside the blessed thing.

Via @presjpolk.

#commissionearned