tweet of the day – Page 36

Tweet of the Day, Clever Girl edition.

If you don’t think this is mildly terrifying, you haven’t had toddlers around for a while. …Hold on. I haven’t had toddlers around for a while. So why do I find this video mildly alarming?

(Via PJ Media)

Watch these clever toddlers sneak through their baby gate! https://t.co/ZMezkTsNQs pic.twitter.com/HWVf81Fqrk
— Good Morning America (@GMA) September 20, 2021

Tweet of the Day, Vicki Embraces The Storm edition.

This will not end quietly. It will probably end hilariously, but not quietly. And as one of the wondering responders to the original tweet noted: Vicki does not, in fact, hate to be this person. This is why she was put on the Earth.

Tweet of the Day, We Already Knew This, But It’s Great To Have A Confession edition.

At least, I hope we all already knew this. It was pretty obvious, right? :Goes to check to make sure there’s nothing in the archives that would contradict that confident statement:

Confirming once and for all that Slate's "Dear Prudence" is really just "Penthouse Letters" for bored creatively frustrated hipster Brooklynites: https://t.co/r63wUFo9MR
— Jeff B. tried to do his best, but he could not (@EsotericCD) September 13, 2021

Tweet of the Day, This Tweet Is Slightly Too Coarse To Embed edition.

But God, it’s such a metaphor. Metaphor for what? I dunno, whatever you like. I count at least three and I’m not even trying very hard.

Tweet of the Day, Submitted Without Context edition.

I make no guarantees for the rest of this person’s content. Haven’t even looked. But this thread? This thread is gold.

"IT DOESN' MADDA WHEDDA THEY'RE IN DA MATRIX OR NOT; CONSCIOUSNESS IS ITS OWN PRISON, AN' DA FIVE SENSES AH' ITS WARDENS! DA TRUTH IS, YEH JUST AFRAID *WE'RE* IN DA MATRIX, AN' EVEN IN A BOUNDLESS DIGITAL WONDAHLAND YEH LIVIN A COWAHD'S LIFE, LIKE A DOG!" pic.twitter.com/2HuEp7oQZ0
— Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable) September 7, 2021

Via @EsotericCD.

Tweet of the Day, …Crap edition.

There’s bad casting, there’s good casting, there’s amazing casting, and then there’s… this. I’m putting it up as a link because I don’t want to spoil the surprise. Or the brain-lock.

Tweet Thread of the Day, Let My Keyword Travails Serve As A Cautionary Tale edition.

So, I totally messed up my Amazon book keywords. Which meant I had to go fix them. Fix them all, for each edition. Because when you screw keywords up from the start, you don’t get to have an easy solution.

Don’t let this happen to you!

So, I had to change ALL the keywords on my books tonight, because nobody tells me anything. Here, in no particular order, are the new ones, by book.
— Moe Lane (@Ogiel23) (@moelane) September 3, 2021

Tweet of the Day, What If, Indeed edition.

what if i put the wallace and gromit theme over the mass effect 2 cinematic trailer pic.twitter.com/Mf1kVq2aIT
— Emma Vakarian-Theirin (@Emma_Vakarian) September 1, 2021

Via @zamoose, who apparently knows me pretty well.

Tweet of the Day, Zoinks edition.

I smilingly decline to give any context. I had to look it up myself, and I won’t deny you the pleasure of finding it all out for yourself.

This is honestly the greatest day. pic.twitter.com/EHr3yRhVPM
— Joe Cunningham (@JoePCunningham) September 1, 2021

Tweet of the Day, These Arby D&D Dice Are Sold Out But I’m Signed Up edition.

They’ll let me know when they’re available.

D&D Dice https://t.co/vOqUBESVo4
— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) August 27, 2021

Moe Lane

PS: I actually quite like Arby’s. For when I want the stuff that’s on their menu.