Tweet of the Day, NOOOOOO Not The Ogre Minis! edition.

This was no doubt a deliberate attempt by Steve Jackson Games to start a financially lucrative panic.

Needless to say, it worked.

Tweet of the Day, This Is What Flubbing Your Fence Skill Check Looks Like edition.

“Thank God! They only took the cash.”

Although my wife notes that the real loot is pretty bulky.

Tweet of the Day, The Line Must Be Drawn HERE edition.

I will not sacrifice the McRib. We’ve made too many apologies already; too many retreats. They attack Pumpkin Spice, and we fall back. They sneer at candy corn, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!

I was gonna finish the speech, but it’s not like I’m gonna punch anybody other this or anything.

Tweet of the Day, And Then The Murders Began edition.

I mean, seriously. Just go ahead and order the sea demon tribes, or the energy leech, or maybe the cannibal cult hiding in the engine room. It’ll save everybody valuable time that they could instead use to try to flee.

Tweet of the Day, I See No Flaws In This MD Zebra Herd Reinforcement Strategy edition.

(h/T @zamoose) Because that’s what’s gonna happen. They aren’t going to capture the Maryland Zebras. They’re gonna reinforce them.